Men Behaving Badly Series 1

Series 1: Episode 1: Intruders

Episode 1 Quotation (MP3)

Gary: Dermot, I can't work it out. You're either very stupid or you're very, very stupid.

Series 1: Episode 2: The Bet

Episode 2 Quotation (MP3)

Gary: Graham, if he exists, is obviously trying to toady his way into your pants.
Dorothy: Oh, he certainly does exist. And he doesn't beg me to come around to his house and then sit there parading his stupidity.
Gary: Oooo, that's probably because he hasn't got any to parade!

Series 1: Episode 3: Alarms & Setbacks

Episode 3 Quotation (MP3)

Dermot: Anyway, you can't go after Deborah. She's my woman.
Gary: Your woman? You only went out with her once, and she called you a sad little man.
Dermot: Yea. Well, we're going to build on that.

Series 1: Episode 4: Animals

Episode 4 Quotation (MP3)

Gary: Well, just say it's purely sexual and there'll be no complications.
Dermot: Yea, she might respond to that. After all, we shouldn't be afraid of our needs. I mean, it's an animal act. She's an animal. I'm an animal.
Gary: Yea, except that she's a perfectly formed mammal, and you're a sleezy little rodent.

Series 1: Episode 5: Sex & Violence

Episode 5 Quotation (MP3)

Dermot: I know a few places where we could put romance back into your life.
Les: <BURP!>

Series 1: Episode 6: My Brilliant Career

Episode 6 Quotation (MP3)

George: I was excited once... back in the 1960s. Found it rather worrying.

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