Men Behaving Badly Series 5

Dorothy: Gary, you could be quite, um, what's the word?
Gary: Enormous.

Dorothy: Why do you have to do that in bed, Gary?
Gary: It's what blokes do.
Dorothy: Why do you think women don't do it?
Gary: Lack of confidence.

Tony: Have you noticed, on telly, you never see people just sitting there hour after hour like us just watching telly.

Gary: Oh, I'm sweating like a horse.
Dorothy: Unfortunately, that's where the similarity ends.

Dorothy: What'cha want to do?
Gary: I don't know...something mad, something crazy, something I've never done before.
Dorothy: Sit in the corner quietly reading a book, looking up every now and again making an intelligent comment?

Gary: Because, when all is said and done, what does money get you actually...actually?
Tony: A good time, personal dignity, mobility, and not so shallow but attractive young chicks.

Dorothy: You really are an incredibly joyless character, aren't you?
Gary: No, not me.  I'm built for fun.
Dorothy: Really?  All my friends think you're built for pointing at and slapping.